There are things people can’t accept, even if they do understand them.
– Athrun Zala
What can you protect, if your only weapon is your emotions?
– Kira Yamato
I’m not just a pervert…I’M A SUPER PERVERT!
– Jiraiya
My hands a hook; I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!
– Gintoki Sakata
When a woman says something’s cute, a man just can’t trust it.
– Gintoki Sakata
Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize! It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK! DO YOU GET IT!?
– Gintoki Sakata
When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!
– Isshin Kurosaki
I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!
– Ichigo Kurosaki
Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!
– Kisuke Urahara
If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it.
– Bear